Just as Bokolis isn't trying to front that viewing the cover damaged my retina, I don't want to hear anyone tell me what I'm supposed to think of this broad. What I think of her form isn't as important as that I don't want to think of it. As such, I won't be going anywhere near that swimsuit issue.
Of course, when some of us dare to express our view that we ain't tryna see no thick birds in no swimsuit issue, the anti-bully set comes at us to rub our noses in its rubber fly swatters.
This pic is copyright SI or, some shit like that, or the corporate monolith that owns it, I think. Please don't hurt me.
Bokolis presumes the name of the magazine is Specs Illuminated. The obvious pig-headed argument is hey, SI isn't supposed to be about fat bitches; it's sports, man...you can't tell me this fat bitch is healthy. Back in the day, when the subscriber base was like 99% men
Those days are gone. The reality is, SI is going to put out whatever it feels like putting out, and its key consideration is whether it sells. If SI thinks Ashley Graham sells, well, there you go. And, if in fact Ashley Graham does sell, prepare for more of the same.
Here's the deal- some random bird of exactly the same shape, even if she's walking down the street, shaking her shit like she's the hottest thing we've seen all day, does not deserve to hear, for example, that she is a fat (insert your favorite bovid here). But, if you trade, at least in part, on your looks, then critique, even scathing critique, of your looks, even to the point of trolling, is fair play.
This is not to begrudge Ashley Graham being on the cover...hey, good for her. Ashley Graham should be thanking her lucky stars that she can walk around at, what, 175, and still earn. The trolling likely won't be coming from Bokolis- the various puns and digs notwithstanding- but, it's coming.
In the interest of disclosure- because Bokolis thinks this demands it- I'm not trying to say that, at 1:48 AM, well liquored-up in a strange town...hey, they haven't all been Playboy bunnies. But, there haven't been any Lena Dunhams, either. It may be back-handed for I can see how someone could possibly find her attractive, but that's all I'm conceding.
That ain't the issue here. This is about what Bokolis wants to look at when I want to look. I want to look at top shelf (resist urge to insert this bitch breaks the shelf joke here). She isn't it. You can see 1000 chubby birds a day in New York, each walking around like they got the goods. You can ignore them, but it's not like you can swipe to the left and be done with Ashley Graham. She wasn't given some charity spot to be buried between ads for middle-aged-people drugs. She has the cover- judgements are going to be made. She's a big girl; she can take it. The rest trying to make a cause out of this can eat the dick cookie.